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Alphastatism Syndrome 

the desire to create/remake a game out of nostalgia often done by incompetent individuals with usually overstretched ambition
"Oh cool a new Electric State Alpha Remake!" "Bro, you are having an Alphastatism Syndrome episode."

Alphaesthete 

Alphaesthete is a term coined by social commentator Mark Simpson to describe men who outgrew metrosexuality.

In the early noughties, metrosexual practices such as male grooming became more and more normal as men began to pay as much attention to their personal appearance as their girlfriends/boyfriends did. This meant that men on the cutting edge of fashion needed a new way to distinguish themselves from the crowd.

Alphaesthetes did this by adopting more extreme grooming routines and by highlighting their fearless fashion sense by wearing clothes that even a diehard metrosexual would consider outlandish.

No clothes are off limits for an alphaesthete (apart from a Kappa tracksuit perhaps); he’ll wear anything even if it results in ridicule from his friends or people on the street.

An alphaesthete is as at home in D&G white swimming trunks as he is in an Oswald Boeteng three-piece suit and is likely to have a bathroom stuffed with more cosmetic product than the average high street pharmacy as well as the most up to date grooming gadgets to make sure his look is immaculate.
‘With his painted toenails and tight silver shorts, Christiano Ronaldo really is a bit of an alphaesthete.’
Alphaesthete by Wilbeforce October 16, 2010

alphastrike 

The first strike of a man's anus. Usually uncomfortable and followed by spaztic movements of the pelvic area.
The alphastrike last night hurt me.
alphastrike by Alphastruck March 6, 2008

alphastructure

Alphastructure is an awesome infrastructure company, helping Honduras with their economic growth! it is known for its famous owners, WVS
Wow, I like your Alphastructure!
alphastructure by jamalahd November 18, 2020

Alphastorm 

A person who is the only real genuine person you would ever meet. They are loyal and would put down their life for those he cares about. He never forgets a face. They fight for a good cause, although they may not express it. They are a natural born leader who never leaves anyone behind. They lead by example and are the motivation of all who follow him. He is powerful, kindhearted, strong charactered, loyal, trustworthy, and strong willed. They are known to be extremely durable, and are often considered as an immortal. They are always learning to gain experience. They can break through any obstacle. They become 10 times stronger through every failure. He is the only true king. He is the true Alpha of the pack. Non can beat him. Despite all of his experience and knowledge, he is still humble.
"Alphastorm was the only leader this Kingdom has ever had."
"Oh. Him? That's Alphastorm, he doesn't talk much."
Alphastorm by The mighty Dictionary November 25, 2021

AlphaAstra 

Term associated with anime fans, commonly used to describe someone with a bad take.

The pun within "AlphaAstra" is that you call them an Alpha Male with a astral level of stupidity.
Person 1: "Madara Uchiha is the best villain!!!"

Person 2: "L Take! EY YO COME LOOK AT THIS GUYS, ALPHAASTRA TYPE OF RETARDED"
AlphaAstra by Acedias November 20, 2022