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alpha-male 

1) the dominant member of a pack of wolves.
2) any person with a dominating personality, causing the assertion of or struggle for leadership in almost any situation.
While Dubya was busily pretending to be an alpha-male whilst getting coked up and going AWOL from his Air National Guard unit during Vietnam, John Kerry was matter-of-factly leading his swiftboat successfully through enemy fire in true alpha-male form.
alpha-male by FunkyBumpkin April 29, 2005
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Alpha-male 

1) noun Top Dog
2) verb To bend somone over and hump the crap out of them while screaming, "I AM THE ALPHA-MALE!" . (usually with clothes on, unless.... you get lucky. wink)
3) verb For a guy half-nelsons another guy and proceedes to hump vigorously while screaming "I AM THE ALPHA-MALE!"
1) Sammy is the Alpha-male.
2) Taylor bent Sammy over a table, alpha-maled him, and yelled, "I AM THE ALPHA-MALE."
3) Sammy turned around and got Taylor into a half-nelson, failed, and was alpha-maled by Taylor who screamed, "I AM THE ALPHA-MALE" ... again. ugh

Alpha Male 

The early version of a male before testing & bug fixes. Unstable and not suitable for the public
That guy is a total Alpha Male, better not invite him over.
Alpha Male by Bow-Tie October 6, 2019

Alpha Male 

In the animal kingdom alpha males are a real thing and usually live an extremely violent existence while they constantly defend their territory and the females of their species that they breed with. In human beings an alpha male is more of a personality type that usually describes somebody who is arrogant, obnoxious, insensitive, selfish, competitive while also being insecure and often resort to physical violence. Alpha male is a term that people use to protect their egos and in order to explain and validate their treatment of other people.
"Why does that guy walk around disrespecting everybody with his chest all puffed up as if he's God's gift to the world?"

"Because he has a little dick, is insecure and is overcompensating. He thinks he's an alpha male"
Alpha Male by NotoriousBigG June 30, 2019

Alpha Male 

1) The leader of a group and/or a team. 2) Biggest arrogant bastard you'll ever meet.
No, I'M THE ALPHA MALE.
Alpha Male by Lemuppet November 24, 2020

Alpha Male 

An insecure little bitch, with a small dick, that thinks he has the right to women, and physically harming people, they justify their actions by saying, “I’m an Alpha Male”
My good friend, said that they are the zodiac sign, Leo.
“Look at him, thinking he’s God! Chest puffed out, on a high horse!”

Don’t worry, he’s just an Alpha Male..”
Alpha Male by MitsuBay June 9, 2022

Alpha Male 

1.)The leader of a pack/herd/etc.
2.) The dominant male.
3.)The main source of population.
In wolf packs,the alpha male will mate with every female in his territory,whether they have mated already,or even from another den/territory.
*Wolves mate for life*
Alpha Male by Jake October 15, 2004
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