alpacaly 

The alpaca way of life.

Aspiring to be the best version of yourself.

Being a part of something bigger.

And they all lived Alpacaly Ever After

alpacaly by Alpacaly March 5, 2015

Alpacaly Ever After

An outcome.
An alpaca utopia
A safe place

And they all lived alpacaly ever after.

Alpacaly Ever After by Alpacaly March 9, 2015

alpacalypse 

A form of apocalypse where the world becomes overrun by herds of alpacas.

When I saw that herd of alpacas charging toward me, I feared an alpacalypse.

alpacalypse by Crawsomi May 2, 2010

Alpacalypse 

Al-pak-uh-lips

An apocalypse theory where a herd of alpacas (A llama-related member of the camel family) come to attack our planet and spit double rainbows.

1- "This has been a really awful day."

" At least it wasn't the alpacalypse!"
2- "I better say my goodbyes, tomorrow is the alpacalypse."

Alpacalypse by Murf The Alpaca Raiser December 12, 2011

Alpacalaca 

A girl gamer that usually plays Halo 3 or Modern Warfare 2. She has the ability to pwn all the noobs, and cause small children to cry after a short lived game of 1v1. Usually harrased by boys over Xbox LIVE, because of the fact she is a girl, she has the ability to kill them with her ROFLcopter that goes soi soi soi.

Besides all the xbox gaming, she is actually a really nice person.
Back to videogames.
Alpacalaca is the destroyer of evil, the pwner of noobs, and the assassin of any other girl on Xbox LIVE. She is a spartan usually clad in an ODST helmet and colors that range from pinks to purples. She is also the leader and founder of the "Hottie" clan.

And also, it is pronounced "AL-PACK-UH-LACK-UH"
You cannot excape Alpacalaca with her Battle Rifle skills and amazing sticky grenade placement skills. You can run, but you can never hide from me, Alpacalaca.
<3

Guy1: "Whoa, who was that person that just pwned our entire team in slaye???"
Guy2: "Dude! That was Alpacalaca! she is only the nastiest girl to ever play Halo 3!"
Guy1: "Wow, i feel honored to have been pwned in her presence!"
Alpacalaca: "Your tears are tasty ;)"
...

Alpacalaca by Alpacalaca July 13, 2010

Alpacalada

A waste of oxygen. A discombobulated lifeform. A sad existence. An existential threat to humanity if their genes were to ever be passed on.

Alpacalada.

Alpacalada by The literal God. February 17, 2023

Alpacafy 

To alpacafy something is to make it absolutely stunning, usually, but not always, involving an alpaca.

Ex: After I alpacafy the alpaca nobody will turn down buying it!

Alpacafy by #alpacaallthetime May 11, 2016