A girl gamer that usually plays Halo
3 or Modern Warfare 2. She has the ability to pwn all the noobs, and cause small children to cry after a short lived
game of 1v1. Usually harrased by boys over Xbox LIVE, because of the fact she is a girl, she has the ability to
kill them with her ROFLcopter that goes soi soi soi.
Besides all the xbox gaming, she is actually a really nice person.
Back to videogames.
Alpacalaca is the destroyer of evil, the pwner of noobs, and the assassin of any other girl on Xbox LIVE. She is a spartan usually clad in an ODST helmet and colors that range from pinks to purples. She is also the leader and founder of the "
Hottie" clan.
And also, it is pronounced "AL-
PACK-UH-LACK-UH"
You cannot excape Alpacalaca with her Battle Rifle skills and
amazing sticky grenade placement skills. You can
run, but you can never hide from me, Alpacalaca.
<3
Guy1: "Whoa, who was that person that just
pwned our entire team in slaye???"
Guy2: "
Dude! That was Alpacalaca! she is only the nastiest girl to ever play Halo 3!"
Guy1: "
Wow, i feel honored to have been pwned in her presence!"
Alpacalaca: "Your tears are tasty ;)"
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