alpakalypse 

A wonderful and beautiful person who tries to make an apocalyptic event happening but in the process acts cute, friendly and is not able to produce a bad apocalyptic event. Such a person makes the world a better place.

She is very alpakalyptic (She tries to make the world a better place)
We should name her Alpakalypse

alpakalypse by Harry von Haller September 7, 2018

alpacalypse 

A form of apocalypse where the world becomes overrun by herds of alpacas.

When I saw that herd of alpacas charging toward me, I feared an alpacalypse.

alpacalypse by Crawsomi May 2, 2010

Alpacalypse 

Al-pak-uh-lips

An apocalypse theory where a herd of alpacas (A llama-related member of the camel family) come to attack our planet and spit double rainbows.

1- "This has been a really awful day."

" At least it wasn't the alpacalypse!"
2- "I better say my goodbyes, tomorrow is the alpacalypse."

Alpacalypse by Murf The Alpaca Raiser December 12, 2011

apawkalypse 

1. The most awkward situation imaginable.

2. An awkward situation to end all previous awkward situations. The culmination of all awkwardness up to this point.

1. Man, those two guys I slept with last weekend both may show up tonight. This could be the apawkalypse.

2. Apawkalypse tonight - We've been acting weird around each other for too long. I'm finally confronting my crush and telling her how I feel.

apawkalypse by krkyjay July 14, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019