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aloaf

too lazy or complacent to bother responding or reaching out
When I call my cat and he merely raises his brow and continues to lay there on the floor, he's being aloaf.
by DAKster June 9, 2015
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A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread!

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! — Lovers who have their priorities exactly right. At a certain point all we have are the memories we create together. You don’t need much else.

“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread!” just means: In this moment all I need is you and maybe a little wine might be nice too. But, if I have “you” I might not even need the wine either.
Husband:

“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou.”

Wife:

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! And if there’s no wine, all I need in this moment is you.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 22, 2023
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Alofukit

A Way of Life, like YOLO or Hakuna Matata. Comes from "alofoke", Dominican slang for doing something on the fly or spontaneously. como hacerlo "a lo 'fuck it'".
"We out to the club, ALOFUKIT!"
"Fuck YOLO, it's all about that Alofukit mentality!"
"You ain't about dat Alofukit lyfe."
by Raffy Regulus June 8, 2013
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aloofness

the quality or state of being aloof, distant, or reserved; indifference.
His girlfriend's recent aloofness may be a sign that the relationship is over
by big word November 1, 2017
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drop a loaf

to deliver feces to the appropriate destination via the anus.
Is your mom available, because I just ate a raunchy burrito, and I'd like to drop a loaf on her chest.
by Bachass June 12, 2006
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Pinch-A-Loaf

To expel solid waste from the anus. Refered to in the movie "Shawshank Redemption".
guard: I'm gonna go Pinch-A-Loaf, so this stuff better be cleaned up before the wardon gets back
by Ryan Hershbeger June 11, 2006
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Alafate

A term used for a strong bond within a family or among friends. Widely used in Southern states.
We are so alafate, I tell him/her all my secrets.
by liwei November 20, 2017
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