Aloofa 

Aloofa Kim Chung
n. a generic name asked for during prank calls. often asked from an old asian women named "toolie Chang"

toolie: ALOOFA
person: hello?
toolie: Aloofa? why you not come to bridge club?
person: huh?
toolie: ALOOFA! why you not come to bridge club
person: i think you have the wrong number
toolie: oh, this not number to aloofa?
person: no!
toolie: ok, i call back lata!!

Aloofa by queen frosteen September 7, 2005

Aloofa

Aloofa (adj.) — Displaying an innocent or remarkable lack of situational awareness, foresight, or practical curiosity, especially by failing to notice, ask, or consider something that would seem obvious to most people.

“How much are they paying you?”
“I don’t know.”
“When do you work again?”
“I don’t know.”
“How do you check your schedule?”
“I don’t know.”
“Did you ask literally any of these questions?”
“No.”

“Damn, dude. You are aloofa.”
OR
“Wait… Hawaii is part of the United States?”
“Damn dude, you are aloofa.”

Aloofa by Sad Dad87 September 11, 2026

Aloofa

Aloofa (adj.) — Displaying an innocent or remarkable lack of situational awareness, foresight, or practical curiosity, especially by failing to notice, ask, or consider something that would seem obvious to most people.

“Wait… Hawaii is part of the United States?”
“Damn dude, you are aloofa.”

OR
“How much are they paying you?”
“I don’t know.”
“When do you work again?”
“I don’t know.”
“How do you check your schedule?”
“I don’t know.”
“Did you ask literally any of these questions?”
“No.”

“Damn, dude. You are aloofa.”

Aloofa by Sad Dad87 September 11, 2026

aloofness

the quality or state of being aloof, distant, or reserved; indifference.

His girlfriend's recent aloofness may be a sign that the relationship is over

aloofness by big word November 1, 2017

aloof 

The state of being emotionally distanced. May be seen as laid back or cold and arrogant, depending on the onlooker.

That kid is so aloof that he wasn't phased when he caught his girl cheating on him.

aloof by SenoritaDiabla July 31, 2008

aloofer 

To be very aloof. Taken from an episode of "That 70s Show"

"Aloofer? is that even a word?"
"It is now. We have the technology."

aloofer by Bree Gagnon December 6, 2003

alofaf

ALOFAF is an acronym meaning Always Looking-Out For A Friend.

Corey (male): Hey bud, I put the toilet seat up when I took a pee and forgot to put it back down. I know you like to sit down when you pee. Just a heads up.

Kyle H. (male): Good looking out, man! I know it's quirky but ever since I spent that summer in jail I can't pee without sitting down.

Corey (male): ALOFAF, bro!

alofaf by CarpetShaver8 July 24, 2017