almaight 

1. adj. An almost straight male.
2. adj. An almost straight female.
3. n. One who is overly confident in their straightness, and therefor comes off as obviously insecure about his/her sexuality.

1) Yeah I met this guy Tony at a friend's birthday party last night. He's my friend's dance partner. He was really into me, I think. We sang rent together, talked about Brad Pitt, and then he had to leave to get ready to see the Rocky Horror show with his ex-girlfriend. He's kinda almaight though.

2) Dude, this girl is mad hot. And when she got drunk the last time with my friends, she hooked up with this other chick on her softball team, and then invited me in. But it's cool she only does it if there's a guy and a girl. I mean she's a little almaight, but I don't care she's bangin.

3) Mike: Sam, I like that shirt... it looks really good.
Sam: Woah man, you know I don't go like that. I got with 3 chicks at that party last week. I'm so straight I make Lance Bass look gay.
Mike: Lance Bass IS gay.
Sam: Shut up, no he isn't. I'd have heard about it if he was.

Sam is an almaight.

almaight by Imal waisontop October 24, 2007

cripes almighty 

when you're super super surprised but cant say bad words because you're Coraline

Cripes almighty! How are my best trolls?!

cripes almighty by macandcheeeeese April 17, 2017

The Almighty Loaf

Our holy lord and saviour, the almighty loaf has descended from the giant bakery above to make us repent our sins, crusty on the outside but light and fluffy on the inside, he is the ultimate in wheat based food deities.

All hail the Almighty Loaf, for I have sinned and it is only he who may forgive my wrongdoings

The Almighty Loaf by TheLoafBloke March 28, 2017

Bob the Almighty

Bob the Almighty is a very well-respected god. To please him, read the Boble and climb the 69-block tall wall.

“Oh Bob the Almighty, please accept me as your servant!” The book of Hel, Boble.

Bob the Almighty by LegendaryWølf April 6, 2022

girl almighty 

A legendary bop by the one and only one direction

"Lets have another toast for the girl almighty!"

girl almighty by hesaxthetic January 7, 2017

Almighty Doni 

A Colorado rapper who people like to bandwagon. He has many great songs like Just to let y’all know, Super Saiyan, The block ect he created a group called “Hill Mob Mafia” back in 2018 and still makes great music to till this day.

Random guy: You ever listen to Almighty Doni?
Other random guy: Nah, lemme listen.
*Listens to any song*
Other random guy: THIS SHIT GOES!
Random guy: I know.

Almighty Doni by Weed sauce 420 September 11, 2019

The almighty three shoe beating 

When you piss off a Norwegian kid so much he has to take off his shoes and one of yours, afterwards he pushes you to the ground and proceeds to beat you with all three shoes.

"Have you ever experienced The almighty three shoe beating!?"

The almighty three shoe beating by Mr.$wag February 25, 2017