Almighttt

I guy that crits his 2 inch dick off

Almighttt: Get that little pussy back in bed or ima crit yo ass
Hangry Bush: 🥵

by Frixza July 31, 2022

cripes almighty

when you're super super surprised but cant say bad words because you're Coraline

Cripes almighty! How are my best trolls?!

by macandcheeeeese April 17, 2017

The Almighty Loaf

Our holy lord and saviour, the almighty loaf has descended from the giant bakery above to make us repent our sins, crusty on the outside but light and fluffy on the inside, he is the ultimate in wheat based food deities.

All hail the Almighty Loaf, for I have sinned and it is only he who may forgive my wrongdoings

by TheLoafBloke March 28, 2017

Bob the Almighty

Bob the Almighty is a very well-respected god. To please him, read the Boble and climb the 69-block tall wall.

“Oh Bob the Almighty, please accept me as your servant!” The book of Hel, Boble.

by LegendaryWølf April 6, 2022

girl almighty

A legendary bop by the one and only one direction

"Lets have another toast for the girl almighty!"

by hesaxthetic January 7, 2017

Almighty Doni

A Colorado rapper who people like to bandwagon. He has many great songs like Just to let y’all know, Super Saiyan, The block ect he created a group called “Hill Mob Mafia” back in 2018 and still makes great music to till this day.

Random guy: You ever listen to Almighty Doni?
Other random guy: Nah, lemme listen.
*Listens to any song*
Other random guy: THIS SHIT GOES!
Random guy: I know.

by Weed sauce 420 September 11, 2019

The almighty three shoe beating

When you piss off a Norwegian kid so much he has to take off his shoes and one of yours, afterwards he pushes you to the ground and proceeds to beat you with all three shoes.

"Have you ever experienced The almighty three shoe beating!?"

by Mr.$wag February 25, 2017