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you freak you wear crocs you tyler allingham

Allinghamitis 

Allinghamitis affects every part of your body, mind and bones. Symptoms include, but are not limited to, diarrhea, chronic fatigue, allergy to mental and physical labour, cribtinitis (desire to stay in bed for long periods of time) and often a strong, burning desire to spend every pay cheque like you just won Lotto Max.
Jim had so many ailments that his doctor just put it down to a bad case of Allinghamitis that had been spreading throughout the Valley like the plague.
Allinghamitis by pj89 July 25, 2015

Ellingham 

An Ellingham is when you have a very violent shit that is expelled with force. Might take a bit of energy to get rid of it, but its satisfying when its gone.
"Oh guys, I'll be back in a bit I need to be rid of an Ellingham"
Ellingham by ChronicFan February 20, 2009

Addingham 

A little village off the town ilkley. Mainly made up of old people and a few rich younger people with an occasional sheep.
Skipton = Old people and sheep
Ilkley = Rich people
Addingham = Old people, rich people and sheep.
Addingham by OpalMoon November 16, 2011

jallingham 

a 150% certified racist, homosexual gender bender with a peculiar taste for underage boys and pornography involving said boys having their behinds licked, also has microscopic genitalia and uses 1 sheet of toilet paper to crotch-stuff and appear 3 times larger...
Mackintosh - "Oh God, that dirty Jallingham over there is staring up black kids' shorts again & drooling
jallingham by RubberduckR July 19, 2017