Allinghamitis affects every part of your body, mind and bones. Symptoms include, but are not limited to, diarrhea, chronic fatigue, allergy to mental and physical labour, cribtinitis (desire to stay in bed for long periods of time) and often a strong, burning desire to spend every pay cheque like you just won Lotto Max.
Jim had so many ailments that his doctor just put it down to a bad case of Allinghamitis that had been spreading throughout the Valley like the plague.
An Ellingham is when you have a very violent shit that is expelled with force. Might take a bit of energy to get rid of it, but its satisfying when its gone.
"Oh guys, I'll be back in a bit I need to berid of an Ellingham"
a 150% certified racist, homosexual gender bender with a peculiar taste for underage boys and pornography involving said boys having their behinds licked, also has microscopic genitalia and uses 1 sheet of toilet paper to crotch-stuff and appear 3 times larger...
Mackintosh - "Oh God, that dirty Jallingham over there is staring up black kids' shorts again & drooling
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.