In basketball, the shot where one player throws the ball up toward the rack, usually to one side, and another player grabs it in mid-air and performs a slam dunk.
1)in basketball, to pass to a midair teammate who proceeds to slam dunk the ball. 2)to set up someone else with an easy, quick finsh to a joke.
1) There's Dwyane Wade with the alleyoop to Shaq for the easy finish.
2) "... so apparently me and her are just fuckbudies now"
"what a bitch"
"yeah, fuck her" <---the alleyoop
"occasionallyliterally" <---the punchline
A play in which one player throws the ball into the vicinity of the rim and a jumping team-mate catches it and scores a basket in one motion, usually with a dunk.
when you jizz on a chick's hand and she slaps herself in the face with it. analogy comes from the basketball play of the same name. see also: cumshot, cum shot
your mom jerked me off last night and when i busted all over her hand she alley-ooped that shit like steve nash to amare stoudamire! TWO POINTS BIATCH!
A spoken exchange in which one person intentionally sets up a potential or partial joke or insult for another person to complete by finishing said joke or insult.
These jokes or insults may be considered "low-hanging fruit" to outsiders, and may appear to be insensitive to non-participants. However, since these exchanges are usually completed by close friends, and could sometimes be considered a form of inside joke, they are usually facetious in nature. The initiator of the exchange often intends for the joke to be self-deprecating and may initiate a verbal alley-oop in a group setting to break tension or introduce some levity to the environment by joking about himself through a friend.
Guy 1: "Man, why can't this sandwich just make itself?"
Guy 2: "Probably because you don't have a girlfriend."
Guy 1: "Verbal Alley-oop completed... Nicely done."