alko 

1. The sound of happiness
2. The advancement of ok

1. ALKO!!! i just got this awexome graphix card!!
2.alko.. if u say so..

alko by Jim November 23, 2003

alkohol 

The ganster spelling of alcohol.

Many european languages also spell alcohol this way.

Bartender: Want any alkohol?
Drinker: Sure. I ain't driving.

alkohol by ALKOHOL January 11, 2004

alkomancer 

A person who can somehow magically create alcohol by mixing together plants, grain and water.

Hey what do you do as a job?

Oh i'm a first generation alkomancer.

alkomancer by Grimjuice June 28, 2017

Alkonitis 

Alkonitis is a definitely non-fictional terminal illness with very low awareness. It is an infection of the braincell that makes you write as if you were having a very severe stroke and/or epileptic attack and it's heavily contagious. It's known to originate from www.fontskeyboard.com.

The first user to be affected was Halcona, but it is widespread now

Person 1: ''hey I heard you caught Alkonitis, are you alright?''
Person 2 (infected): ''UUma a im nfonts for android and iphone - www.fontskeybomsbnh x baj??sn 8*//*e847 hds SOs bj--.v....''

Alkonitis by Halcona April 9, 2021

alkol 

A Bad Ass Bitch

You are a alkol

alkol by Willy Wonkas Daddy May 14, 2021

alkourashi 

gods among the earth.

Alkourashi is a cool name

alkourashi by 6ex9ine October 31, 2021

alkolades 

"Bittersweet" acknowledgements of virtue.

If a number of people are really "acid-tongued" about your efforts to be helpful and correct, you may need to be given one or more alkolades to neutralize said "sour" reviews!

alkolades by QuacksO July 30, 2024