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aLincolnism
Alincolnism is simply the opposite of Lincolnism. The prefix A means "without" or "not", so lincolnism is simply a lack of belief in Abraham Lincoln(s).
There are two kinds of alincolnism: strong (positive) alincolnism and weak (negative) alincolnism. The difference between these two is basically that a weak alincolnist doesn't believe in Abraham Lincoln, while a strong alincolnism believes in no Lincoln.
Weak alincolnism is essentially the same as abegnosticism. It states that since we have no proof of a Abraham Lincoln, we cannot know for sure that he existed. Strong alincolnism states that since we live in a scientific world where the existence of things is determined solely by their observability, we cannot assume anything unobservable to exist. Abraham Lincoln isn’t observable, therefore he doesn’t exist (cf. Occam’s Razor). This doesn't mean that an alincolnist wouldn't WANT to believe in Abraham Lincoln, it merely means that he has no REASON to believe in it/him.
There are two kinds of alincolnism: strong (positive) alincolnism and weak (negative) alincolnism. The difference between these two is basically that a weak alincolnist doesn't believe in Abraham Lincoln, while a strong alincolnism believes in no Lincoln.
Weak alincolnism is essentially the same as abegnosticism. It states that since we have no proof of a Abraham Lincoln, we cannot know for sure that he existed. Strong alincolnism states that since we live in a scientific world where the existence of things is determined solely by their observability, we cannot assume anything unobservable to exist. Abraham Lincoln isn’t observable, therefore he doesn’t exist (cf. Occam’s Razor). This doesn't mean that an alincolnist wouldn't WANT to believe in Abraham Lincoln, it merely means that he has no REASON to believe in it/him.
Anyone who lacks a belief in Abraham Lincoln is an alincolnist. Remember, presidential claims require presidential evidence, and until presidential evidence is proposed, alincolnism is the default position.
That dog is an alincolnist. A new-born baby is an alincolnist. And you should be an alincolnist too.
Yo! Did you see the facebook page dedicated to alincolnism? Its super rad!
That dog is an alincolnist. A new-born baby is an alincolnist. And you should be an alincolnist too.
Yo! Did you see the facebook page dedicated to alincolnism? Its super rad!
aLincolnism by aLincolnist April 2, 2013
Alidommaxsolshafalmkskablipuemerpoldusophexfivipjpavenephobia
Hex: I hope you don't have Alidommaxsolshafalmkskablipuemerpoldusophexfivipjpavenephobia.
Random ass person: I do ;-;
Hex: You better get the fuk out of here
Random ass person: I do ;-;
Hex: You better get the fuk out of here
Alidommaxsolshafalmkskablipuemerpoldusophexfivipjpavenephobia by Just_APandaa November 4, 2020
alando
Alando is a kind hearted, loving person. Once you meet him, he’ll see, why at first, but then jokester pops right out of him. He is a person that everyone needs in life. He can be shy and hard on the outside, but on the inside, he is very soft and kind, kind of like a pop art. He is someone that you would never want to lose. A loving soul, comedian and sometimes perplexed person. You’ll never want to lose and Alando
alando by Jaliepan e4 December 26, 2020
Alincolnist
A reasonable person who accepts the historical fact that Abraham Lincoln is nothing more than a figment of historical imagination. There is not a SHRED of his actual existence.
Because presidential claims require presidential evidence, and there is not a SHRED of evidence for Lincoln, I will remain an alincolnist
Alincolnist by aLincolnist April 2, 2013
aliendo
Guy: dude they are going to CROP the price down on the new (generics game title), but then they went full CURCLE and didn't crop the price.
Dude: Stop using aliendos bruh.
Dude: Stop using aliendos bruh.
aliendo by Magic Jibblets May 2, 2015
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