alando 

Alando is a kind hearted, loving person. Once you meet him, he’ll see, why at first, but then jokester pops right out of him. He is a person that everyone needs in life. He can be shy and hard on the outside, but on the inside, he is very soft and kind, kind of like a pop art. He is someone that you would never want to lose. A loving soul, comedian and sometimes perplexed person. You’ll never want to lose and Alando

Me: I’m pretty sad rn :(
Friend: talk to alando! He’ll cheer you up!

alando by Jaliepan e4 December 26, 2020

Alanport 

Alanport is a legend of a man who pours his life into the lives of others.. He's handsome, charming, once upon a time a player but when he finds the girl of his dreams he's loyal for life. Loves chess, stocks, total family man, loves cuddling with his babe. Life of the party with cards, jokes, stories...a one in a million.

Let's go with Alanport, he's an exciting tour guide.

Alanport by Xcocainecowgirl July 26, 2019

Alcandor 

A male specimen who has the lowest standards and will literally call anything and anyone cute. He puts much effort into his daily outfit and appearance and is very sassy but knows the limit. He is known amongst friends as the most scandalous as he always shows the most skin when dressing. Makes a good friend but can never finalize the plans for the upcoming weekend. Overall, a very luscious puppy disguised as a boy.

Girl: yo did you see that guy?
Guy: Are you sure thats a guy? I mean those pants...
Girl: lol yeah I think he's an Alcandor

Alcandor by sw4gmast4r December 25, 2013

Abandon 

Abandon is when you are left alone in your darkest time. When you are abandoned you feel alone, sad and unwanted. You might get abandoned by friends but, that just means that they are fake friends. Always make sure who are your real friends and who are fake.

Abandon is to be left alone, this mostly happens in your darkest times, when you need someone the most.

Abandon by Unknown¿? December 16, 2019

When You Cross a Mentally Ill Loner With a Society That Abandons Him and Treats Him Like Trash 

What you fucking deserve.

Guy with facepaint: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?

Some talk show host: I'll call the police!

Guy with facepaint: I'll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking deserve!

*talk show host is shot by guy with facepaint*

When You Cross a Mentally Ill Loner With a Society That Abandons Him and Treats Him Like Trash by ave_scientia January 29, 2020

Pre-Abandoned 

1. A building or military installation that is never intended to be used, but which must be constructed anyway for political reasons.

2. A public space that planners know will never be occupied or properly used. It gets built anyway to satisfy a planning commission or zoning board.

3. The act of constructing something useless and pointless because it is demanded by an overall "plan."

"Did you hear about those Pre-Abandoned schools in Iraq? They built them out in the desert without any electricity or air conditioning. No one will ever use them, but at least they look good on paper."

Pre-Abandoned by Peter Kobs September 22, 2009

abandonista

A person who abandoned London during the global pandemic, running away to the countryside only to return back months or years later. Also known as awful scum.

Another fucking abandonista turned up at the office today after two years cosying up to the shire folks and their backwards ways

abandonista by Londoner4Life February 2, 2022