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Albiotard 

A type of mountain bike rider that frequents Albion "Hills" trail system near Toronto, Canada, that believes all trails should be sanitized for beginner riders and boring for experienced riders by removing obstacles or advanced features on trails making it easier to ride..
The rocks and tree stumps have been moved from the bike trail yesterday, I guess the Albiotards were busy making nature safe for everyone.

Ah man, some Albiotard took out the ramp and rocks I built up on the trail last night
Albiotard by Bikin the likin August 30, 2011
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Alibi Selfie 

A picture taken of yourself, preferably with a recognisable backdrop and timestamp to prove that you are actually where you claim to be.
My girlfriend doesn't trust me and didn't believe that I was at my brother's house this morning... I had to send her an Alibi Selfie.
Albiona is a very kind person, very lovely and beautiful. An amazing and successful woman. Dreams and believes in herself. Never give up. She deserves the world. Never stop fighting and never forget you have a pure soul.
Look at her! She’s beautiful who is she?
Oh that. That’s Albiona she is indeed amazing!
Albiona by albanian.woman November 23, 2021
Has the happiest personality, is always smiling and he is pretty funny, is very athletic has an amazing body and looks like he would be an underwear model, he cares about his friends and he is very kind and nice, and he probably has a big dick.
Alirio is a real nigga.
Alirio by Felipegrande March 1, 2013
Britain or England. Meaning white, referring to SE chalk cliffs.
"Perfidious Albion. The nation of shopkeepers." -Napoleon
Albion by Anonymous November 6, 2002