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A super nice and honest person who is everybody's friend.
Bro this dude I met is a total Alfonse.
Alfonse by Gthegreat July 24, 2014
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a bad person who bullies people to get what they want. so rude and disrespectful. he is sitting next to me right now and i can't be anymore in pain. its bothering. i cry.
omg alfonse is sitting next to me gr xd
alfonse by mirbirtles March 6, 2019

Alfonsius 

An Alfonsius is usually incredibly attractive and most of the time can literally audition to become a model. An Alfonsius is typically an athlete which causes for him to have a slender or lean body, making them even more so the eye candy they are. They also have great personalities and are often surrounded by friends and simps, making them easily some of the most popular people in any situation. They are made all the more perfect with their natural intellect and talents, be it in bed or with regards to their academics, an Alfonsius should rarely be single as long as women or gay men exist.
Girl 1: Omg who's that cute guy over there?
Girl 2: Don't you know? That's Alfonsius!
Girl 1: He's so hot! Is he single?
Girl 2: Are you kidding me? There's no way he's single; He's too perfect!
Alfonsius by OhlookImoaned June 22, 2021
An extremely sexy man who is loved by the ladys. Siganture move is to show them his huge ding dong.
Dude, you are such an Alfons! The ladys love you and your ding dong is bigger than my house!
Alfons by ol'man jakey February 7, 2019
A synonym for "pimp". Originated from the Polish language.
Those hoes just got beat by their Alfons.
alfons by Artoscope May 18, 2006

karlo alfonso 

Someone who can be your soulmate, bestfriend, boyfriend, lover, future fiance, future husband and forever baby.
If you want to have a lover, have a Karlo Alfonso!

A Karlo Alfonso loves so dearly.

If you have Karlo Alfonso you're just the lucky one!
karlo alfonso by AlienMermaid69 January 10, 2014