Alfonsed

When you or someone else mistakes another person for looking like the fictional character Alfons Åberg från Alfons Årberg.

My friend Aksy got cum in his pants after realising that he had just been Alfonsed by a guy named Alfons.

Alfonsed by Joe Joens January 29, 2025

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Alfonse

A very honest person but who takes revenge on those who taunt him or backstab him, he's very attractive, talented & kind but don't mess with him because he doesn't forgive & doesn't forget, a cold hearted snake

Damn I wish I could be as cold hearted as Alfonse

Alfonse by Xxxtremely July 2, 2019

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Alfonse

A super nice and honest person who is everybody's friend.

Bro this dude I met is a total Alfonse.

Alfonse by Gthegreat July 24, 2014

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alfonse

a bad person who bullies people to get what they want. so rude and disrespectful. he is sitting next to me right now and i can't be anymore in pain. its bothering. i cry.

omg alfonse is sitting next to me gr xd

alfonse by mirbirtles March 6, 2019

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

Word of the Day on August 2, 2026

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