alfiesexual

If you are alfiesexual you like the ancient Alfie tribe and you want to suck Alfie’s off but the Alfies only let special people suck them off Alfies choose their hoes wisely while also wanting to fuck every man on earth

Joe: Look Arch is sucking Alfie off !

Josh: yeah I know arch is Alfiesexual

by kissingalfieisnotgay September 16, 2022

Aloesexual

A person who has intense feelings towards their aloe vera, they are so passionate about their desert plant that they desert their social life in its admiration.

John: Hey Henry, I heard you're an aloesexual, what does that mean?
Henry: *staring admiringly towards aloe vera plant*
John: Henry, you all right?
Henry: Want to touch my plant? It's so soft.
John: Right.

by battubali June 19, 2019

Alfredsexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to Alfreds

Person One: Hey, isn't that guy attractive?
Person Two: Is his name Alfred?
Person One: No?
Person Two: Do not want.
Person One: Why not?
Person Two: I am Alfredsexual.

by Someone who likes Alfreds May 15, 2013

Aliasexual

aliasexual is a sex in which girls who are named Alia and are meme queens are.

Example: I think Alia is aliasexual

by Omar Hafiz February 4, 2019

Addiesexual

When you are deeply attractive to Addie

Man I’m not gay I’m Addiesexual

by Roo poo February 8, 2021

anniesexual

This is for someone who’s in love with annie

Man i love being anniesexual.

by annieissocute December 30, 2020

allesexual

'alles' from the German 'everything', Allesexual is being sexually attracted to all living organisms and all inanimate objects.

Ernie: I am allesexual.
Bert: What does that mean?
Ernie: I will fuck anything.

by Insanity Claus July 4, 2019