Alfredsexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to Alfreds

Person One: Hey, isn't that guy attractive?
Person Two: Is his name Alfred?
Person One: No?
Person Two: Do not want.
Person One: Why not?
Person Two: I am Alfredsexual.

by Someone who likes Alfreds May 15, 2013

alfiesexual

If you are alfiesexual you like the ancient Alfie tribe and you want to suck Alfie’s off but the Alfies only let special people suck them off Alfies choose their hoes wisely while also wanting to fuck every man on earth

Joe: Look Arch is sucking Alfie off !

Josh: yeah I know arch is Alfiesexual

by kissingalfieisnotgay September 16, 2022