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AGESPLAIN 

Older people who control conversations thinking they “know it all” without having any authority or justification like mansplainers.
“I had some rando granny agesplaining today I should find Christ.”

“That asshole agesplained to me for 20 minutes straight

“Agesplain from afar, near deather!”
AGESPLAIN by mattanaw July 20, 2021

ablesplaining

Ablesplaining is a patronizing "explanation" of any aspect of disability from someone who does not have the lived experience of being disabled. An ablesplainer's opinion is often shared without request and with a grossly inflated sense of entitlement. Don't be an ablesplainer.
Stop defending your words. You are ablesplaining!

i.e.
"I can use words like stupid, retard, moron, and idiot because they are just language and aren't meant to offend anyone."

"But you don't look like you have a disability!"

"Look at that person parking in an accessible parking space! They don't need a wheelchair so they are just taking advantage of the system."

"That child doesn't look autistic to me, the parents just need to discipline him/her."

"We are in compliance with ADA because we have wheelchair ramps and accessible bathroom stalls."
ablesplaining by momonmission March 18, 2014
When an asexual has to give a sex-ed lesson to someone who hasn't researched types of attraction and sexuality.
Person 1: Ugh I had to aceplain to someone what the difference between sexual attraction and libido is again.
Person 2: Wow that must have been so awkward.
Aceplain by zoh.art April 25, 2021

agesplaining 

Like mansplaining, this occurs when someone who is older or grew up in a different time/generation tries to explain something without realizing that the younger person they are talking to knows more on that topic than they do.

Valid for use when the person perceives themself as being older whether they actually are or not and still explains in the same condescending fashion.

Also used for when the elder explains something that no longer is culturally valid in our society, such as the means for a student in the US to be able to be debt-free when graduating. Often the agesplained statement comes after "when I was your age."
Augustus was agesplaining saving for retirement, little did he know that I've had a retirement account since my 18th birthday, longer than he claims to have started saving.

Alexlaine 

Alexlaine is nice and funny. She has a unique sides that she can only show to her bestfriends. She likes reading books and simp for fictional characters
ALEXLAINE IS ALWAYS DREAMY
Alexlaine by Ocean__ October 20, 2021
An alexlane comes from a world renound footballer who saves every situation. You manage to dig up all your strength and turn the situation from a negative in to a positive. A truly inspirational character and legend.
*Your wife wants to leave you but you pull out all the stops to show how charming and sensitive you are, as well as reminding her just how much you love her will be known as an alexlane*
alexlane by MING89 December 14, 2010