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Alessandra 

Alessandra is a female given name of Greek origin, meaning defender of men. She is the most beautiful, smart girl you will ever meet. She is often tall and cutewith brown hair and dark dreamy eyes. She has a great sense of humor and you can trust her with the deepest of your secrets. If you have an Alessandra let her know how you feel and never let her go. Alessandra, although she may not seem like it, is often a natural leader but is not overly competitive so will ensure that everyone around her is happy. She usually appears like a strong, confident person but in reality, she can be a sensitive ambivert. She is always her own worst critic which makes her a perfectionist.
I think I’m in love. I’ve met an Alessandra!
Alessandra by Lílía June 5, 2018

Alaskan crab cake 

An act of pure ritual fetish where by the man cums and shits inside the woman's vagina lips, pinches them together, smacks his mistress ass (i.e. in a three way), then has her eat the shit out of his other hoe's vagina. Historically the ritual involved a dog's prolapsed rectum (i.e. Ritual participants would feed the dog Juan Pablo's Devil Juice to achieve rectal blowout), whale dicks and cattle semen, but since the age of enlightening has become simplified.
Geewhizzz i saw Suzy Rotten Crotch eat Billy's girl's Alaskan Crab Cake with extreme prejudice.

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine 

A complex sexual position in which an Alaskan woman is tied naked upside down to a maple tree, covered in syrup, and milked before being humped.
The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine is a common maneuver in the northern outskirts of Canada, where the act will not be interfered with by law enforcement, as it is illegal.

Alaskan Blowhole

When your having sex with a girl and you want to fill all holes. you put your dick in her vagina. then your two thumbs in the ears with your pinky's covering the nostril. while your kissing her then shove your big toe up her ass. this will completely cover the holes.
Steven L.: Hey you want to try something new.
Hannah L. : Like what?
Steven L.: Can I give you an Alaskan blowhole.
Alaskan Blowhole by DLDLP February 8, 2017

Aleksa Djurić 

Aleksa Djurić was a Russian Wagner mercenary who died in a horrific accident in Libya, he continues to be a source of controversy being at the center of virtually every current major disaster, war crime, and geopolitical happenings. Aleksa is said to drive a Chevy camero and is married to Taylor Swift.
Bro that's Aleksa Djruić !

Aleksa Djurić is the lion of Kosovo.
Aleksa Djurić by aleksafollower November 18, 2020

Aleksandra 

Aleksandra a beautiful and hot girl who everyone loves, she extremely loyal to her friends and will always have an answer for everything. She’s sweet she kind she she’s beautiful inside and out, but you ain’t want to get on her bad side because in an argument she will ALWAYS WIN.

Aleksandra is so beautiful and hot!!
Aleksandra also means Tiara in another language.

I love you Aleksandra
1. Hey, have you how hot and beautiful Aleksandra is?
2. Yeah I’m so jealous of her but I’m glad to be best friends with her
1. Me to!!
Aleksandra by anonymous November 16, 2017