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Pipe smoking terminology for the person with the largest pipe, and therefore, the highest standing amongst his or her fellow pipe smokers
Gandalf produced his pipe, it was longer than Bilbo’s. They looked at each other knowingly… "you really are the alcep" exclaimed Bilbo
Alcep by Albertino Einsteintini 1969 December 10, 2021
Related Words
alc-e • Alcee • Alcep • Alceo • Alcel • alcenor • Alce Ostinata • Alcest • Alceste • alcestis
When a group of pipe smokers compare the sizes of their pipes and crown one man the champion, or Alcep, based on the size, stiffness and taste of his pipe.

Etymology:

Al – ARABIC definite article meaning “the”
Cep – LATIN, meaning “get, receive, take”

Alternatively, a possible contraction of “old chap” from the Middle English “Aul chaep” meaning ‘old boy’
Zorganthus, Neptunalds and Bob had examined each other’s pipes thoroughly and come to the conclusion that Zorganthus was the Alcep.
Alcep by Uruk-hai there! December 11, 2021
The pipiest of them all
Yoda inspected the youngling's lightsaber “Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?” he grunted, "the Alcep, already, I am"
Alcep by Dog reference January 7, 2022
Alcest is the true way of saying, or stating, that something is perfect. It originates from the french band of the same name, which is the pure incarnation of perfection.
You: Whoa, You must be alcest!
Me: Dats right, little darling ;)

You: What are you? Some sort of human?
Me: *smack* oh you! Doesn't recognize an Alcest when you see one

Random Girl: Oh hai thar, you must fertilize my so my family can be enriched by your Alcestness!
Me: Come, my child!
Alcest by Oskoreii October 31, 2011

alcestis 

Alcestis is a 25 year old CypriatGreek/Greek girl who is still in her adolescence. After dating her a few weeks you will find out that her real name is actually spelt Alkistis and she doesn't like that version of the name.

If you are familiar with the urban dictionary definitions of both these names then you will know that neither spellings of these names have a good reputation. In effect to hide her identity an Alkistis will ask you to call her Anya. In inverted commas; this is supposedly easier for us to pronounce. We all know that's not true; she just wants to market herself as Anya, who is known to be sweet and beautiful.
Again; dont be fooled by the mythological meaning of the name; to an inexperienced lover an Alkistis could feel like true love and that is how they get you. Alkistises are half cold, unfeeling beings with half equally cold and equally unfeeling again beings. (I dont dare call one an human.)
Alkistis: Hi, my name is Anya!! (she walks away)
Player 1: Damn, she has beautiful eyes. (Meaning bum and rack.)
Player 2: That is an Alkistis (alcestis) mate, really not worth the trouble, she wont even let you go bareback on her.
alcestis by Regina Phalange Tribute September 13, 2018
A third Swiss, Italian and English he is a really nice guy, and he loves to play soccer
Hey that guy is so good at soccer, oh it's Alceo
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