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albatros
this is an act of the sexual variety, in the ratio of three males: to one female(or bender). The female (orqueer) proceeds to recieve anal, while jacking off a person with both hands. As a result, the recieve should be wailing, like a bird and flapping their arms. Hence the albatros
albatros by timmy H KE April 24, 2008
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slutty albatros
slutty albatros by Slutty Albatros June 12, 2017
Calmos l’albatros
When you’re french girlfriend gets angry after you ask her to get you a beer and you need to tell her to relaxi taxi
Calmos l’albatros by Gabby west side April 1, 2021
love albatross
A person with an huge sexual appetite combined with an irresistable attractiveness to the opposite sex. Normally said with arms spread wide to denote an albatross's huge wingspan. First coined in 'Bottom' starring Ade Edmondson and Rik Mayall.
love albatross by The Strut September 29, 2004
Albatross Wings
Albatross Wings by Geric Linlee September 18, 2018
white albatross
An orgy involving three men sitting on a sofa. Another person is on her knees in front of the center man. While she actively performs oral sex on him, she gives hand jobs to the men on either side. The combined action is reminiscent of a flying white albatross.
white albatross by palebot October 16, 2009
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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