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love albatross 

A person with an huge sexual appetite combined with an irresistable attractiveness to the opposite sex. Normally said with arms spread wide to denote an albatross's huge wingspan. First coined in 'Bottom' starring Ade Edmondson and Rik Mayall.
Take me now baby, I'm a love albatross.
love albatross by The Strut September 29, 2004

Albatross Wings

the Stretched inner lips of a women’s vagina.
Damn! That bitch got some big ass Albatross Wings!!!
Albatross Wings by Geric Linlee September 18, 2018

white albatross 

An orgy involving three men sitting on a sofa. Another person is on her knees in front of the center man. While she actively performs oral sex on him, she gives hand jobs to the men on either side. The combined action is reminiscent of a flying white albatross.
Yea, dude, Stu, Tony, and I totally got your mom to give us a white albatross...
white albatross by palebot October 16, 2009

floss the albatross 

carry a burden. albatross being a metaphor for a gift or burden
floss the albatross like daddy kane with a chain

albatross 

A metaphor for a dead weight or burden that one must carry, especially when the burden is not a literal one but a stigma of some kind that one cannot easily discard or throw off. The name comes from a story about a sailor who killed an albatross that was following his ship, an act thought to bring bad luck upon the ship. His fellow sailors made him wear the dead albatross around his neck as penance to ward off the bad luck.
Joe: I have wonderful news! I finally got laid last night!

Jim: Congrats, man! Doesn't it feel good to not have that albatross around your neck any more?
albatross by ieatboogers August 22, 2010

email albatross

Not wanting to write even one email, as such an act would necessitate tackling, or even thinking about, all the other emails stacked up in your Inbox. Occasionally shortened to albatross.
...sorry I haven't been in touch but I've been suffering from a major case of email albatross...
email albatross by eine May 30, 2006
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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