Albatros 

causing great wonder, amazement, or joy.

I can't believe he just did such an albatros move!

Albatros by sxdpxs August 24, 2010

albatros 

this is an act of the sexual variety, in the ratio of three males: to one female(or bender). The female (orqueer) proceeds to recieve anal, while jacking off a person with both hands. As a result, the recieve should be wailing, like a bird and flapping their arms. Hence the albatros

Did u hear about those north boys, they albatrosed Aleisha.

albatros by timmy H KE April 24, 2008

slutty albatros 

A Fish that Eats albatros sluttily

Oh god that was such a slutty albatros, I know right?!

slutty albatros by Slutty Albatros June 12, 2017

Calmos l’albatros 

When you’re french girlfriend gets angry after you ask her to get you a beer and you need to tell her to relaxi taxi

Person1: Calmos l’albatros babe, now go get me a beer Bitch

Calmos l’albatros by Gabby west side April 1, 2021

love albatross 

A person with an huge sexual appetite combined with an irresistable attractiveness to the opposite sex. Normally said with arms spread wide to denote an albatross's huge wingspan. First coined in 'Bottom' starring Ade Edmondson and Rik Mayall.

Take me now baby, I'm a love albatross.

love albatross by The Strut September 29, 2004

Albatross Wings

the Stretched inner lips of a women’s vagina.

Damn! That bitch got some big ass Albatross Wings!!!

Albatross Wings by Geric Linlee September 18, 2018

white albatross 

An orgy involving three men sitting on a sofa. Another person is on her knees in front of the center man. While she actively performs oral sex on him, she gives hand jobs to the men on either side. The combined action is reminiscent of a flying white albatross.

Yea, dude, Stu, Tony, and I totally got your mom to give us a white albatross...

white albatross by palebot October 16, 2009