alauni 

first of all, a boss ass bitch. a real ass bitch, don’t give a fuck bout a nigga.

omg look she’s so alauni rn, she’s an independent ass bitch

alauni by ganggangwholelotta April 8, 2019

alauni 

bad girl with a nice booty, independent and is the type of girl to wife up

alauni is so loyal and good to me, i’ve never met anyone like her

alauni by ganggangwholelotta April 8, 2019

Alannis 

Alannis is a sweet, funny person. She likes inside jokes, but she hates surprises. You should never mess with an Alannis because she WILL BEAT YOU UP. If you are friends with an Alannis you should never let her go. Alannis is pretty, and she is not afraid to be herself. An Alannis can be a stubborn person at times, and she can be hot-headed once in a while, but she will always be there for her friends. She is a fun person to hang out with, and she is a very social person, but at times she can be shy. She laughs a lot, but at times she will be very serious. Alannis isn't afraid to break the rules, but she gets caught sometimes... She has her own style, and she likes to act weird with her friends. She tends to love animals, and she loves to cook and bake. She is very smart, and she is good at math. She LOVES music, and she can't live without it. Alannis tends to be girly, but at times she could be more like a tomboy. She seems like a brave person, but when it comes to rides... she acts completely different XD

Alannis's Friend: "Lets ride that water slide!" Alannis: "Ok!" *walks up the stairs to the water slide* Alannis: "Actually nevermind!"

Alannis by ihatelife57 March 5, 2020

Alani

A beautiful girl who has a great personality and is very energetic. She is very quiet but once you get to know her, she is absolutely crazy. She is very funny, sweet, bubbly, and artistic. She keeps her friends to a limit and has a lot of acquaintances. She WILL speak her mind and don't make her lose her temper!

"Damnn, Alani is looking good!"
"I wish I was Alani, she is so awesome!"

Alani by That Guy Next Door September 20, 2015

Alanis 

The most beautiful girl you’ll ever meet. She’s quiet, shy, and absolutely adorable. If you get the chance to be with her you won’t let it go, no matter how long you have to wait

Person 1: Look at that cute girl over there
Person 2: Oh, she must be an Alanis

Alanis by Blogan Maschari November 11, 2019

alanie

A beautiful young girl that Cares for her best friend and will do anything for them

Alanie helped me when I was feeling sad

alanie by Dezirae Vazquez April 4, 2018

Alanis Ironic 

A form of irony that, at a cursory glance, seems to completely miss the definition of irony. Upon further consideration, it occurs to people later that the only thing ironic about it is that there is nothing ironic about it. This, in turn, sets up a conundrum wherein critics are no longer sure whether the original author is either a genius or fucking stupid. Named for Alanis Morisette's song Ironic.

The book was Alanis ironic in that the "ironic" stories the author told were so far off the mark that people had to wonder, given his otherwise sound literary prowess, whether he intentionally used "cosmic irony" to both increase the colloquial understanding of the misuse of ironic and define it in a subtle way, or if he really just doesn't understand irony.

Alanis Ironic by Leghumpingconnoisseur January 20, 2015