alaska pipeliner

To take a shit, freeze it and reinsert it

bob: I'm bored sexually we should try something new
Melvin: How about an alaska pipeliner!

by Trent!!!!!!!!!! April 12, 2008

Alaska Pipeline

The Alaska Pipeline is when one person shits a nice long turd, freezes it, the uses it to fuck another person. either in the pussy or in the ass.

He pulled that Alaska Pipeline out of the freezer and fucked me with it.

by HopSing May 17, 2008

Alaskan Pipeliner

When a guy takes a shit and puts it in the freezer and the girl uses it as a dildo.

Jill was feeling quite randy while Buck was away at camp. Luckily Buck left her an Alaskan Pipeliner in the freezer.

by BigBuckDaddy October 19, 2010

Alaska pipeline

Shit a firm, long shaped turd on a cutting board, plastic wrap, etc. Put it in a freezer until it's solid, then use it as a dildo and fuck your chick with it. RE: call in on Bubba the Love Sponge show.

Missy's lesbian girlfriend lost their strap-on so they had no choice but to do the Alaska pipeline but Missy didn't like the mess when it thawed.

by Flech belcher May 30, 2008

Alaska Pipeline

Freezing a condom and shitting in it and using it to fuck someone in the ass

Did you bang her?
No, she only wanted a alaska pipeline.

by jwrj53 January 14, 2013

Trans-Alaska Pipeline

A gangbang.

If one guy can lay pipe, then 10 can lay the whole Trans-Alaska Pipeline.

by shanked and shrinked August 19, 2011

The Alaskan pipeline double dip soft serve

You shit into a condom and freeze it. Once frozen you go to town on yo girls asshole and mouth till it starts to get a bit soft. Then you take it out of the condom and shove it into her pussy until it's nice and warm. Then push on her cervix so it comes out on a ice cream cone, then make her eat it.

"bro your girl isn't looking so hot"
"Yeah man, it's probably because I gave her the Alaskan pipeline double dip soft serve last night"

by Bigrig69420 July 8, 2017