Alart

The alert before farting.

Consider this your alart – I just ate Taco Bell.

Related to shart.

Alart by E-Z.E. Longfellow September 9, 2013

Alart

n. When someone farts to heed warning. See also; v. alarting

When John thought there was a spider in bed he alarted me to the situation.

Alart by Sassy Gassy August 5, 2018

False alart 

When you think you have to shit but it turns out just to be a fart.

Nothing came out but gas, false alart!

False alart by cjvialpando July 6, 2022

5 alarm breath 

This describes one who has breath that is odorous and spicy.

Geezzz, Bruto has 5 alarm breath after the chili cook-off!

5 alarm breath by I, Wreckerrr December 10, 2016

dick alarm 

A painful erection causes you to wake up quicker than a standard alarm because you have to piss so bad!

After drinking 4 teguila sunrises,5 long island teas,and a twelve pack of natural lite down at the big nipple strip club last nite,my dick alarm went off at 5:45 this morning!

dick alarm by pipelayer24 August 6, 2013

alarm clock 

An invention solely designed to kill millions of human dreams every morning

Whoever invented the alarm clock was a real dick. Seriously, not cool.

alarm clock by Afakename August 26, 2015

American EAS Alarm

One of the drabbest EAS alarms out there, thoroughly needs changing.

“Have you heard the American EAS Alarm?”
“Yeah it sucks, thoroughly needs changing.”

American EAS Alarm by Cowboy_ July 23, 2021