Alart

The alert before farting.

Consider this your alart – I just ate Taco Bell.

Related to shart.

by E-Z.E. Longfellow September 09, 2013

Alart

n. When someone farts to heed warning. See also; v. alarting

When John thought there was a spider in bed he alarted me to the situation.

by Sassy Gassy August 06, 2018

False alart

When you think you have to shit but it turns out just to be a fart.

Nothing came out but gas, false alart!

by cjvialpando July 06, 2022