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The sweetest most handsome guy ever, he is really sweet, funny, and nice. He has such an adorable smile and pretty dark brown eyes and will be there for you whenever, he is the bestest friend any girl can ask for he is so sweet funny and outgoing :)
Girl: hey that boy has such an adorable smile and is so sweet

Boys best friend : yea he's so sweet and has the cutest smile ever and the adorable dark brown eyes his name is alanso
alanso by ~ A January 31, 2016
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Alanport 

Alanport is a legend of a man who pours his life into the lives of others.. He's handsome, charming, once upon a time a player but when he finds the girl of his dreams he's loyal for life. Loves chess, stocks, total family man, loves cuddling with his babe. Life of the party with cards, jokes, stories...a one in a million.
Let's go with Alanport, he's an exciting tour guide.
Alanport by Xcocainecowgirl July 26, 2019
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alanso • alanson • alans • Alonso • alanoud • Alano • Alanood • Alandos • alanon • Alansexual
A beautiful women who has the purest heart on earth. One in a million , if you find her keep her close! She is a keeper! One of the best persons living!
Alanoud is the sweetest friend I could ask for! So thankful for her .
alanoud by A........... January 13, 2018
A beautiful women who has the purest heart on earth. One in a million , if you find her keep her close! She is a keeper! One of the best persons living!
Alanood is the sweetest friend I could ask for! So thankful for her .
Alanood by Beautiful smart love September 7, 2016
Alanood is a very quiet girl, but once you get to know her, she will open up. She is funny with her friends, and she is very spontaneous and adventurous. However, Alanood may have some mood swings, and she can be incredibly stubborn, so don’t even try to change her mind about things. Alanood is loyal to her loved ones and is very protective of them.
“That girl is very quiet..she must be an Alanood!”
Alanood by Hpfrvr October 28, 2019

Alonso your license 

The act of choosing to consume alcoholic beverages and drive in wet conditions thereby murdering an innocent girl, paying her family off, and forfeiting your license
"Danny you've had too much to drink, give me your keys before you Alonso your license"
Alonso your license by COYS1882 October 29, 2018
A beautiful women who has the purest heart on earth. One in a million , if you find her keep her close! She is a keeper! One of the best persons living!
Alanood is the sweetest friend I could ask for! So thankful for her .
Alanood by Beautiful smart love September 7, 2016
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