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Alphatard 

An alpha male that is not smart. A large guy that is of low IQ. A male with high levels of testosterone that makes bad decisions. A stubborn male that does things the wrong way. Commonly used as a derogatory nickname.
The alphatard took the tool from me and broke it.
The gym is full of alphatards.
Don't be an alphatard.
Here comes Alphatard.
Alphatard by Turboteebone July 24, 2017
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Alaskatarian 

Alaskatarians are Alaskans who generally call themselves vegetarians, but when you offer them meat or fish that you killed or harvested, they almost always jump at the offer.
Myra: “I’m vegan and gluten free.”
Kelly: “Do you wanna come over to eat fish that I caught in the Kenai River and this caribou that my dad shot up in the Brooks Range?”
Myra: “Absolutely! I’ll bring over some blueberries and cranberries for dessert.”
Kelly: “You’re a real Alaskatarian.”
Alaskatarian by kellysue94 October 26, 2019

alphatarte

The first tart eaten within a group.
you just took the alphatarte
A sexy cunt that needs to cop head from he’s greatness, loyal and most the time calm. Just needs hes dick sucked yeah
Oh did you hear “alashtar” copped head
alashtar by Eurjd38473& November 23, 2021

Alphatard 

Dude 1: Bro, your little brother doesn't ever stop using his iPad, does he?
Dude 2: Nah, he an alphatard
Alphatard by averageCRplayer March 5, 2025

alphatard 

Andrew Tatats followers of sociopathic fake alpha cult.
Have you ever looked up the definition of what an alpha is in nature? If you did, you'd realize you're an alphatard Tate.
alphatard by Obfuscators August 18, 2025