Alphatard

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An alpha male that is not smart. A large guy that is of low IQ. A male with high levels of testosterone that makes bad decisions. A stubborn male that does things the wrong way. Commonly used as a derogatory nickname.

The alphatard took the tool from me and broke it.
The gym is full of alphatards.
Don't be an alphatard.
Here comes Alphatard.

Alphatard by Turboteebone July 24, 2017

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Alphatard

Derogative term for a member of Gen Alpha

Dude 1: Bro, your little brother doesn't ever stop using his iPad, does he?
Dude 2: Nah, he an alphatard

Alphatard by averageCRplayer March 5, 2025

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alphatard

Andrew Tatats followers of sociopathic fake alpha cult.

Have you ever looked up the definition of what an alpha is in nature? If you did, you'd realize you're an alphatard Tate.

alphatard by Obfuscators August 18, 2025

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Alpharad

Licensed internet funny man

Fan: Omg it’s Alpharad
Rando: who?
Fan: the internet funny man
Rando: oh yeah

Alpharad by MegaTheOwO July 5, 2019

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Alpharad

The official internet funny man famous for playing video games on youtube such as Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, Super Mario Maker 2, Pokémon Sword, Rivals of Aether, and Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg. He is also famous for making the most popular video series about computers playing video games called the CPUCS.With currently 1.8 million subscribers he is one of the best youtubers. Sub to Mr. Rad please and also say hi to Josniffy.

Person 1: Hey, do you know the internet funny man?
Person 2: Yeah! It's Alpharad
Person 3/fan: vilepile.

Alpharad by Useless shit December 9, 2019

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Alpharad

Dad

Alpharad? More like Alphadad! *kappa*

Alpharad by DLG | Kool Yo July 14, 2016

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alphaladz

A group of guys trying to be ‘alpha’ but failing at every step.

“How did that Micra get stuck upside down in the middle of a roundabout?” “Alphaladz, innit”

alphaladz by AnAlphaLad December 31, 2018

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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