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1. A fictional place name used for sarcastic responses to "where are you" or related scenarios.

2. A word meaning a magical action, usually used sarcastically.
Person 1 - "Where are you right now?"
Person 2 - "Oh you know in the land of Alakazoo"
Person 1 - "Really?"
Person 2 - "Oh my gosh, NO!!!!"

Person 1 - "How would that happen?"
Person 2 - "I don't know maybe a freaking wizard comes a long and says bippity boppity akawaka alakazoo dippity doo and boom it's done! Like come on..."
Alakazoo by Dr. Aarben March 12, 2013
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Alcohol, Weed, and Crack. A combination of these 3 deadly substances when used together by an abuser of drugs. Lowest on the totum pole of individual week, crack, or alcohol abusers.
My brother is completely strung out. He's on Alawack!
alawack by adrianne young September 29, 2006

Alakananda 

An amazing sweet girl. She'll be the pinnacle of your life if you give her a chance. She usually hides behind fake smiles because of her past but always forgets about it when she's around her friends. She is the most caring and kind person ever.
Is that Alakananda?

Yeah it is. She's really sweet.
Alakananda by coxonutwxter October 7, 2019
An Independent woman. Beautiful, smart, classy, intelligent, crazy, loyal.
friend 1: who is that ?
friend 2: oh thats Alaka fine ass😍
Alaka by fat ma🐱😍 January 9, 2020
Alakia : Is an intelligent girl who can be shy, until she gets to know you, then her shell is broken.Very pretty and can just about get any guy she wants but it quite afraid of committment and lets that get the best of her. A loyal friend, who is always there to listen and give you advice. Alakia is adventurous and loves her friends and family very much, dont lose her, because you'll be losing a GEM.
Alakia is pretty and a true friend
Alakia by laybabii13 April 18, 2010
The fake drug used by Minneapolis based Search Institute in the study: "Institute Profiles of Student Life: Attitudes and Behaviors," used to rule out fakers on the study...
How many times in the past month have you used Alawan: 0 1-3 4-10 11-20 21+
alawan by Wow our school rocks January 19, 2006