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Alamalakadi
One of the most versatile slang available, it originated as an ancient tribal incantation of the East. It was used to call forth spirits of eccentricity and bewilderment, often inflicting the intended target with horror. Nowadays, it is mostly used in a flippant manner, telling people to cease talking in a most discourteous way.
"Hey! Let me tell you about the time I..."
"ALAMALAKADI!"
(the most common response) "Well, fuck YOU too!"
"ALAMALAKADI!"
(the most common response) "Well, fuck YOU too!"
Alamalakadi by EastCoastClassic February 23, 2010
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alakawaka • Awakawakadoodoo • ahwakawakawaka • AKAKAKAKA • akakakakakak • akawakadagawag-in • Alabamaka • Alakabala • Alamalakadi • a`a1a2a3a4a5a6a7a8a9a0a-a=a\a]a[apaoaiauayataraeawaqasadafagahajakala;a'a/a.a,amanabavacaxaza~a!a@a#a$a%a^a&a*a(a)a_a+a|a}a{aPaOaIaUaYaTaRaEaWaQa"a:aLaKaJaHaGaFaDaSaAa?a>a<aMaNaBaVaCaXaZ
Alakabala
You want forty virgens? go do Alakabala. you run in there with bakpak paked with c4 and go boom! definitely make sure u get that grace bitch.Alakabala,alakabala alakabala!!!!!
Alakabala by best terrorist not alive nomor June 29, 2008
Awakawakadoodoo
Awakawakadoodoo by Joelsonthegreat July 12, 2009
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When you are bored of anything and start drinking coffee, you want to type EVERY combination of 2 letters starting with a. This leaves out aa and aspace bar
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