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n. or adj.

any of those deemed insufficient for female satisfaction
esp. relating to penis size or in general lackluster performance with one

Ex. Tommy last nite gave me an Ajs performance, and therefore couldnt climax

Ex. 2 Tommy sucked last night because of his Ajs penis which is short
ajs by Khidir Ishitar November 10, 2008
Words you can keep
The british motorcycle company AJS that was founded by a man called A. Joe Stevens in 1909.
Thats a nice AJS for sale, i think i might buy one for my wife.
AJS by Technically The Truth June 22, 2022
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Ajs Analysis podcast 

Ajs Analysis is a podcast about music if ya like music ya like his podcast
Guy: Man I wish I knew how my fav song was made other guy: ask Ajs analysis podcast to review and tell ya

Ajs Candy Castle 

A shitty candy store in the avenues in viera , dont go their al their candy is stale and tastes like shit.

Customer 1: hey i got sum candy froms Ajs.
Customer 2: ohhh im sooo sorry
candy from ajs candy castle tastes like asshole
Ajs Candy Castle by KyleShadow999 August 25, 2010

AJS High School 

A junior and senior high school inside a small hick ass town called Ardrossan where no one pays attention to the education, only to their jacked up trucks and making sure they have a fresh coil inside their Breeze/vape at all times. During classes, no one pays attention. Everyone's just waiting for the perfect time to ask the teacher to go to the washroom so they can use their breeze/vape.
Person 1 in a jacked up truck in the parking lot of Ardrossan Rec Center: "YEE YEE! BOUT TO DO A BURNOUT FERDA BOYS!"

Person 2: "Ah.. That must be an AJS High School kid.."
AJS High School by lilyeeyee September 26, 2018
An Albanian name. (stolen from Turkish) it means "moonlight"
Ajsel is a beautiful exotic girl that no matter what you do you can't get your mind off of!! She's unique and cool in every aspect and can't be messed with.
Ajsel is here... i've gotta prepare myself!!!
Ajsel by monsterboc2334 January 4, 2011
An expression used when a situation is so confusing that one can't come up with anything to say, so they just use a clusterfuck of letters.
"I want to tell my mom I love her but she hasn't talked to me since I drowned my dad!"
"Ajsksjd."
ajsksjd by Generation A December 13, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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