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n. or adj.

any of those deemed insufficient for female satisfaction
esp. relating to penis size or in general lackluster performance with one
Ex. Tommy last nite gave me an Ajs performance, and therefore couldnt climax

Ex. 2 Tommy sucked last night because of his Ajs penis which is short
ajs by Khidir Ishitar November 10, 2008
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The british motorcycle company AJS that was founded by a man called A. Joe Stevens in 1909.
Thats a nice AJS for sale, i think i might buy one for my wife.
AJS by Technically The Truth June 22, 2022
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Ajs Analysis podcast 

Ajs Analysis is a podcast about music if ya like music ya like his podcast
Guy: Man I wish I knew how my fav song was made other guy: ask Ajs analysis podcast to review and tell ya

Ajs Candy Castle 

A shitty candy store in the avenues in viera , dont go their al their candy is stale and tastes like shit.

Customer 1: hey i got sum candy froms Ajs.
Customer 2: ohhh im sooo sorry
candy from ajs candy castle tastes like asshole
Ajs Candy Castle by KyleShadow999 August 25, 2010

AJS High School 

A junior and senior high school inside a small hick ass town called Ardrossan where no one pays attention to the education, only to their jacked up trucks and making sure they have a fresh coil inside their Breeze/vape at all times. During classes, no one pays attention. Everyone's just waiting for the perfect time to ask the teacher to go to the washroom so they can use their breeze/vape.
Person 1 in a jacked up truck in the parking lot of Ardrossan Rec Center: "YEE YEE! BOUT TO DO A BURNOUT FERDA BOYS!"

Person 2: "Ah.. That must be an AJS High School kid.."
AJS High School by lilyeeyee September 26, 2018
An Albanian name. (stolen from Turkish) it means "moonlight"
Ajsel is a beautiful exotic girl that no matter what you do you can't get your mind off of!! She's unique and cool in every aspect and can't be messed with.
Ajsel is here... i've gotta prepare myself!!!
Ajsel by monsterboc2334 January 4, 2011
An expression used when a situation is so confusing that one can't come up with anything to say, so they just use a clusterfuck of letters.
"I want to tell my mom I love her but she hasn't talked to me since I drowned my dad!"
"Ajsksjd."
ajsksjd by Generation A December 13, 2018
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