airboner

a boner you get in the air

shortened term for airplane boner

Dude we were half a mile over the ocean when I got an airboner.

by meeeee1234567890 June 18, 2010

Air Boner

A bulge in the pants that looks like a boner. It is usually caused by the pants' material bunching up. This is similar to a phoner but it is just air inside the pants instead of a phone. This is also the same thing as a foner.

Guy 1: "Why is everybody giving me weird looks today?"
Guy 2: "Probably because of what's happening down there."
Guy 1: "Oh, that's just an air boner."

by crappyjack September 20, 2009

air boner

A definitely non-musical use for a trumpet or bassoon. Someone affixes a condom to the bell of a trumpet or bassoon, blows into the instrument, and the condom either stands erect or, if the instrument is blown harder, expands like a balloon!

I just made an air boner with my bassoon and everybody laughed!

by pentozali October 12, 2010

D-airbone

The high speed column of air generated by Dyson technology that evolved after UN party complaints that the original concave design for insertion was not gender balanced.

The new D-airbone technology represents a small, yet important step for gender in international meeting washrooms and elsewhere.

by Ligua Frank-a November 14, 2013