1 definition by crappyjack
A bulge in the pants that looks like a boner. It is usually caused by the pants' material bunching up. This is similar to a phoner but it is just air inside the pants instead of a phone. This is also the same thing as a foner.
Guy 1: "Why is everybody giving me weird looks today?"
Guy 2: "Probably because of what's happening down there."
Guy 1: "Oh, that's just an air boner."
Guy 2: "Probably because of what's happening down there."
Guy 1: "Oh, that's just an air boner."
by crappyjack September 20, 2009