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Albertan
-A Canadian living in or from the province Alberta.
-Albertans are generally really friendly people, who will always smile, wave or say a friendly greeting when passing you on the sidewalk.
-Many Albertans are rednecks, but you'll find that they are proud.
-Many of the population of Albertans drive 4x4s.
-Some people see Albertans as ignorant or racist, but that's just because Alberta isn't as racially diverse as other provinces, such as Ontario.
-Only an Albertan can understand another Albertan. All Albertans have a special bond.
-To them, it's not a 4 wheeler, it's a Quad, only Quad. Though ATV may be acceptable.
-Generally, they don't speak in a very posh manner. Instead of pronouncing their ING words properly, they say "in".
-To sum it up, Albertans are some of the nicest, trustworthy and down to earth people you'll ever know.
-Albertans are generally really friendly people, who will always smile, wave or say a friendly greeting when passing you on the sidewalk.
-Many Albertans are rednecks, but you'll find that they are proud.
-Many of the population of Albertans drive 4x4s.
-Some people see Albertans as ignorant or racist, but that's just because Alberta isn't as racially diverse as other provinces, such as Ontario.
-Only an Albertan can understand another Albertan. All Albertans have a special bond.
-To them, it's not a 4 wheeler, it's a Quad, only Quad. Though ATV may be acceptable.
-Generally, they don't speak in a very posh manner. Instead of pronouncing their ING words properly, they say "in".
-To sum it up, Albertans are some of the nicest, trustworthy and down to earth people you'll ever know.
-A women zoomed past me on the motorway in her 4x4, giving me a jovial wave and smile as she did so. She must be an Albertan.
- Katie: Tommy is SO cool!
Jim: Why?
Katie: Because he's an Albertan!
Tommy: Hell yeah.
- Albertan: So I took muh quad for a spin the other day..
Person from Ontario: A what?
Albertan: A QUAD!!
Person from Ontario: OH, you mean a four wheeler?
Albertan: WHAT THE HEY IS A FOUR WHEELER?
- Albertan: I was cuttin' muh grass the other day, and I almost cut off muh frickin' toe!
- Katie: Tommy is SO cool!
Jim: Why?
Katie: Because he's an Albertan!
Tommy: Hell yeah.
- Albertan: So I took muh quad for a spin the other day..
Person from Ontario: A what?
Albertan: A QUAD!!
Person from Ontario: OH, you mean a four wheeler?
Albertan: WHAT THE HEY IS A FOUR WHEELER?
- Albertan: I was cuttin' muh grass the other day, and I almost cut off muh frickin' toe!
Albertan by ProudlyAlbertan February 23, 2009
albertan bush party
When 30+ rig workers rent a worn down strip club to snort lines of other men’s body parts in secrecy while an active shooter weans the herd. A bush measuring competition usually follows this outlandish extravaganza often won by one of the many toothless hookers who inhabit this barren wasteland.
“Oh fuck bud let’s head er down to the albertan bush party - I hear they got some mad honk on the plow from last nights bender”
albertan bush party by Berta proud April 28, 2023
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