151 definitions by jess

1
Best T.V. show ever!
Too bad the cast members are really annoying.
by jess February 15, 2005
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When a woman does things with a man...but a man never "repays" the woman.
John was being man prude with me last night.
by jess March 14, 2004
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Not quite a player...but someone who insists on constantly being around women. Instead of going for sex there goal is to get halfway towards a g/f and then stop. Commonly metrosexuals.
(Looking at a guy getting a back rub from another girl, but now real action)
Dave is such a man-whore.
by jess December 27, 2003
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Established from the nonsense of the infamous Arizona John Merkel

1.) Being late

2.) getting lost

3.) Doing something stupid
John missed the close up bus....shit son he got merked! what a douche.
by jess March 12, 2005
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Phrase used when surprised. Usually used by neatos. Similiar to "Oh my gosh!" Derived from "holy crap!"
Holy moley! I think I love Joe!!!
by jess September 13, 2004
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Someone who is AFRAID of homosexuals. This does not mean that they are intolerant, that they discriminate against, or that they hate gay people.
Just because you oppose gay marriage does not mean that you are a homophobe.
by jess July 06, 2005
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damn gurl, did you hear that kara got hoovered last week?
by jess April 09, 2004
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