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AHOYA is an acronym standing for AssHole Of the Year award. It is used to describe those people who get promotions, bonuses and the best jobs because they are the boss’s lick lick and brown nose anyone else in authority. Total Malcolms of a healish nature they are usually below average to poor performers, but their sycophancy ensures that this goes unnoticed.
That arsehole Malcolm’s just got a commendation from the boss.
Yeah, it’s his AHOYA.
AHOYA by AKACroatalin March 5, 2019
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ahoua • ah ouais? • ahona • Anouar • ahofa • Ahou • aroua • ahofag • Ahola • Aholany
Ahona is a person who is very lively and beautiful inside and outside. She is crazy and weird but in a good way. She is a genuine friend and if you have her a friend you are a lucky person. Ahona makes you happy just like first ray of sunshine after long dark days.
Get yourself a Ahona
ahona by Chirpingchicken December 3, 2016
Japanese word, which is often mistaken for "baka" Ahou really means idiot or moron. More offesive than the milder "Baka", which means fool.
Omae wa ahou desu!
AHOU!
Ahou by NiZ August 16, 2006
A Japanese word meaning 'stupid' or 'idiot', most commonly used in the Kansai area of Japan.

While 'baka' may be synonymous, 'ahou' is generally more negative; 'simpleton' instead of 'jerk'.

Can also be used as a greeting among friends.
"Ahou! Ahou!" -black birds in various anime and manga for comic effect.
Ahou by Lycoris March 19, 2009
AHOYA is an acronym standing for Asshole Of The Year Award. Used frequently to describe those people who get the best jobs, promotion, bonuses not because they're good at their job, but because they lick the boss' boots and brown-nose anyone in authority. They are usually below average to poor performers but their sycophancy ensures that this goes unnoticed.
Malcolm's got an end of year bonus despite failing to make any of his targets!
Yeah it's his AHOYA
AHOYA by Croatalin January 10, 2014
A cosmic entity in north African folklore, capable of moving faster than light, has every colour of the rainbow, yet appears black. It is feared across the land as it makes those who come across it prone to lame humour and low wits. It lives in nature and represents it. It also has an affinity for physics.
A: I think alouani is onto us.
B: quick, go to the front and pretend you're laughing at his shitty jokes.
alouani by 7mdan April 1, 2021
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