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A Japanese word meaning 'stupid' or 'idiot', most commonly used in the Kansai area of Japan.

While 'baka' may be synonymous, 'ahou' is generally more negative; 'simpleton' instead of 'jerk'.

Can also be used as a greeting among friends.
"Ahou! Ahou!" -black birds in various anime and manga for comic effect.
Ahou by Lycoris March 19, 2009
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A girl that is kinda stupid sometimes (in a good way) but is the best friend you will ever have. Loves the same guy for like a year but gets rejected repeatedly. She seems perfect but she actually has massive problems and randomly cries when you are alone with her, will always stick by your side. (Will give you food :)
"Here comes Ahou, quickly eat all our food so she will give us hers! LOL"
Ahou by Tis,Izla May 6, 2023
Ahoura is a very hot, funny and caring man who is also a very good leader.
Hey Ahoura.
Ahoura by Zubarnia March 22, 2019
Ahoura is Funny and a real man. He is no pussy or wimp, all ladies fall for him because of his looks, and his flirting skills, and many girls lay him for the extraordinary size of his cock. He knows how to get girls off within minutes, and every girls want to be with him forever.
“Omg, you see that ahoura over there?” “Yeah I wish I could be with him, he's so hot”
Ahoura by OMEGALUL91 November 23, 2021
A misspelled version of the word should, used in normal conversation to poke fun and mock friends that text way to fast which results in multiple errors, or routinely get messed up by spell checker.
Look at that ahoul over there, she just types and sends garbled messages so cryptic that ww1 code crackers couldn't solve.
ahoul by PoroDoro March 16, 2020

ahoumarie 

A girl who is always in a good mood. She often thinks she is ugly, but in reality she is the most beautiful woman anyone can ask for. She has a lot of friends, but she sometimes wants to be alone. If u ever meet one be loyal because she trusts people too easy.
If you are her boyfriend/girlfriend just know she will get very attached and she will go out of her way to make u smile, she is very very loving and deserves the best. People think that she is shy untell, she turns into a crazy, hilarious, loving person. She is very smart, and gorgeous. She has a great personality, did I mention a amazing body 👅 . She knows what she wants in life , and has a wise decision in who she loves . If she say she loves you , you must be really special to her . She's easily tricked , and persuasive . You lose her trust it would be hard for you to get it back . It may be hard to see that you love her at first , but you'll end up loving her when you see how much she loves you more than you love herself . When she walks into a room, you know it's her because of the fierce presence that follows. She is a loyal and compassionate friend and/or lover. She is so beautiful, gorgeous, and pretty but has yet to know it. She will definitely be a remarkable person doing all she can to take a stand in what she believes in.
if u yuu got an ahoumarie u lucky 🩷.

we love ahoumariee !!
ahoumarie by whateveritsa3 April 15, 2023
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