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AHJ is the abbreviated version of Awkward Hand Job, used in conversation to avoid awkward silences among the uninitiated.
Person 1: I can pay you back that money I owe you next friday!

Person 2: It's fine, just give me an AHJ and we'll call it quits.

Person 1: ... fine... :-/
AHJ by kevseany August 4, 2012
Related Words
Ahja • ahj • ahjani • Ahjhrkiolnheu • Ahji • Ahjae • Ahjah • ahjahnae • Ahjai • ahjalee
A loving, passionate woman with a heart of pure gold. Her opinions are honest and valuable; she is hardly ever wrong. Don't get in an argument with an 'Ahja', she'll be an amazing debater and will always win. She can be fierce like a tiger prowling the jungle, yet gentle and tender like an angel from heaven. She is trusting, faithful, and deserving of your full attention. You haven't known the true definition of beautiful until you've met an 'Ahja'. She is stunning, gorgeous, and shines brighter than any star you'll find in the Milky Way. Her voice can be compared to the soothing sound of angels harmonizing in song. She'll flash you a smile that will melt your heart and leave you with a warm, fuzzy feeling. Her nose is perfect for giving eskimo kisses on a cold, winter night while cuddling up between warm and cozy blankets. She is perfect in her imperfections. If you ever meet and 'Ahja', fall in love with her and keep her forever.
Wow, Ahja has everything I could ever want in a girl. She is perfect for me.
Ahja by Thelittlesalami78 June 10, 2013
Ahjah is a beautiful, talented girl with ambition. Shy but once you get to know her she's very fun. A good listener and has something special about her that attracts the opposite sex. She has high standards and won't settle for less than she deserves. You will always catch her smiling or laughing
That's Ahjah, I love her personality
Ahjah by Queenb4432 December 25, 2016

Ahjinssi 

Ahjinssi is a combination of the name Jin (A member of the kpop boy group BTS) and Ahjussi which means 'uncle,' but is the formal way to refer to a older man that you don't know well (kinda like 'Sir' in English). This started being used because when Jin is angry or flustered, he sounds like an old man and tends to yell or lecture the person bothering him about what they're doing.

Ahjinssi can be used for anyone who get's angry/flustered easily and makes a big deal out of whatever is bothering them(usually by yelling). It can also be used for someone who in general acts like an uncle/Dad, going strong with the dad jokes.
Ahjinssi: *Makes a dad joke*
SG: Can you stop being such an Ahjinssi
Ahjinssi: YAH I CAN DO WHAT I WANT!
Ahjinssi by I'mTheRealAhjinssi March 7, 2018
German slang which combines "Ah" and "Ja" together. Mostly used when a certain message comes as a surprise.
"Bro Ich hab einfach diesen Wagen für 5000€ gekauft"

"Ahja digga wirklich?"

"Ja man"
Ahja by MrCreamy69 July 28, 2023
A woman, generaly african american, with a great personality and extremely saucy attitude. Guys look at her and go "Damn, that is so Ahja." the way she smiles makes guys cum at the mouth.
That girl is so Ahja.
Ahja by ShaeAhjasWhiteSister. November 19, 2012
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