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agronaught 

Dont fuck with that guy he is a fucking agronaught kinky dirty savage mother fuckers
agronaught by Repacent March 11, 2022
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Astronaughty 

When astronauts get freaky in space the get astronaugty.
"Yazzie sure is an astronaughty astronaut."
"No one can hear you being astronaughty in space."
Astronaughty by lycan October 10, 2005

Anal Astronaught 

A naughty astronaut that explores the vast depths of one's ass.
A faggot.
For another definition of Anal Astronaught, please see booty pirate.
Anal Astronaught by Alexand October 11, 2006

astronaughtyness

acts of sexual and other deviance precipitated by space travel; such activities generally are not sanctioned by NASA
Astrochick gets really high marks for peeing herself to avoid pitstops on her way to off the other woman;such singleminded focus is the sine qua non of astronaughtyness.

astronaughtyness by Richard A February 9, 2007

Bloody Astronaught 

When a man sticks a condom over his head, and into a woman's vagina when on her period and then pulls it out and blows, inflating the condom, now covered with blood.
"Damn, that girl's pussy was so loose and I could easily do a bloody astronaught with her."

Astronaughty 

Acts of a sexual nature performed when one or more people in said act are exceptionally high off of illicit substances.
"Hey girl, what say you and I smoke this here and get astronaughty at my place?"
Astronaughty by ready2ruckus May 12, 2022

Astronaughty 

(V. Ah-strow-nah-tee) The act of when one or more persons is/are engaging in sexual activity with each other while heavily under the influence of illicit substances.
"Aye gurrrl, what says you and I smoke this here and get astronaughty back at my place?"
Astronaughty by ready2ruckus May 12, 2022
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