agrivirus

Slang for COVID-19 which spreads quickly through farm workers who are living and working in very close proximity to one another.

Those of us working in agriculture just call it the agrivirus.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020

Antivirus

An ISP answer to the virus they sent you last week.

The only 100% effective Antivirus is the 'OFF' button.

by Kwazai2012 December 4, 2012

norton antivirus

Piece of shit

I just norton antivirused my pants

by Anonymous September 11, 2003

Norton Antivirus

a piece of fucking ballsucking ass raping butt licking vagina smelling piece of dog anus penitrating narwald ass fingering piece of shit that does nothing and warns of viruses that cannot be ridden.

Norton Antivirus Finished scanning my computer. "Found 7 Viruses"
To get rid of them upgrade to pro
..
Worst piece of ass licking cunt fucking shit.

by Mr.Anonymouz June 18, 2011

norton antivirus

two words: resource hog

norton antivirus slows down my computer significantly more than McAfee which is bad, the parent company should be wiped off the face of the earth...

by extreme133 June 14, 2010

Norton Antivirus

Norton Antivirus is the pinnacle of stupidity and annoyance. First developed with the intention of making its users reach the peak of insanity.

It comes installed with your newly bought PC, which already makes your PC worthless.

Even when "uninstalled", it intends to hide in your registry just to scare the living shit out of you when your PC crashes.

Worst program ever created. Takes up too many resources on your PC. Whoever this Norton guy is, I hope he's dead.

Sorry, you have to pay for Norton Antivirus to supposedly protect your PC, which is obviously BS.

by BBoy Preacher December 16, 2008

Antivirus Plus

A virus that imitates real security software and "scans" your computer, giving bogus viruses in an attempt to scare you into giving them your credit card number.

Antivirus plus? What's that? Oh no! 32 threats found? Malicious software detected? Here's my credit card number! Charge me any amount you'd like!

by Skelwor January 25, 2010