aggressively average 

a phrase, coined by Zach, to describe inadequate aspects of himself in a more flattering vernacular

Zach: "My dick is aggressively average."

aggressively average by boredandhorny December 29, 2016

Aggressively Heterosexual 

When someone is so heterosexual that it seems to have its own aura. You know that they’re heterosexual simply by looking at them and it is so invasive and aggressive you can’t ignore it.

e.g Frat boys, dudes who wear sports jerseys and shorts in blizzards, Kyles etc.

David: Look at that guy over there.
Jamie: Damn he’s so aggressively heterosexual. He just oozes “bro”.

Aggressively Heterosexual by Bitch Chigga March 25, 2020

aggressively passive 

When someone goes out of their way to be passive about things, or to just not be involved. Often, getting involved wouldn't inconvenience them, but they just don't care about that. They want to ignore it and be on their way.

John: That person was calling out for help, and you ignored him.

Jill: Yep.

John: But why?

Jill: Haven't you heard? I'm aggressively passive.

aggressively passive by zeekwolfrunner October 10, 2009

Aggressively-Ignorant 

(Adjective) - A category of person or organization that goes out of their way to avoid knowing or learning about something so as to avoid responsibility or duty to act.

Usually associated with someone who exhibits either a general lack of intellectural curiosity or just plain burned out in their careers so they don't even try to improve themselves. These individuals are motivated by a strong desire to be the opposite of the "go-to-guy" so as to discourage requests for help or challenging assignments.

Boy that Wally sure is "aggressively-ignorant"- when I asked for help he claimed to never have used the copier before - and he sits right next to it!

Aggressively-Ignorant by Civilsavant April 23, 2011

Aggressively crying 

When you cry so hard that you kick and break the bathroom vanity with your foot

Don't go in the bathroom, kaitlyn is aggressively crying

Aggressively crying by M.m.motorcycle February 4, 2019

aggressively shadow

to kinda follow someone where it looks like you are stalking

Is that guy stalking you?
No, he is just aggressively shadowing me.

aggressively shadow by drivewaypuddleshallow August 7, 2011

aggressively mediocre 

adj. Underwhelming or disappointing, but not so bad or distinct as to be cathartically ridiculous.

The new Star Wars trilogy is so aggressively mediocre it's not even worth complaining about. At least the prequels made good memes.

aggressively mediocre by delenda_sunt December 6, 2020