Definitions by drivewaypuddleshallow

Robot caveman 

One who goes Boo Boo Beep with a grunt as if a caveman

What was that on my voicemail?

I think it was a robot caveman

Robot caveman by drivewaypuddleshallow September 7, 2011

bitchy 

Being Bored And Itchy

I had sex last night and got bug bites all over my body, now im home and having nothing to do, I hate being bitchy

bitchy by drivewaypuddleshallow September 4, 2011

aggressively shadow

to kinda follow someone where it looks like you are stalking

Is that guy stalking you?
No, he is just aggressively shadowing me.

aggressively shadow by drivewaypuddleshallow August 7, 2011

driveway puddle shallow 

Someone who is so shallow that they are practically on top of the water

She is the exact example of someoen who is driveway puddle shallow, she will only go out with someone with a job, has a lot of money, 6' 4 educated etc...

driveway puddle shallow by drivewaypuddleshallow July 30, 2011