driveway puddle shallow

Someone who is so shallow that they are practically on top of the water

She is the exact example of someoen who is driveway puddle shallow, she will only go out with someone with a job, has a lot of money, 6' 4 educated etc...

by drivewaypuddleshallow July 30, 2011

aggressively shadow

to kinda follow someone where it looks like you are stalking

Is that guy stalking you?
No, he is just aggressively shadowing me.

by drivewaypuddleshallow August 02, 2011

bitchy

Being Bored And Itchy

I had sex last night and got bug bites all over my body, now im home and having nothing to do, I hate being bitchy

by drivewaypuddleshallow September 03, 2011

Robot caveman

One who goes Boo Boo Beep with a grunt as if a caveman

What was that on my voicemail?

I think it was a robot caveman

by drivewaypuddleshallow September 06, 2011