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aftermarket pussy

A plastic surgeon's imitation pussy
Phil: I got aftermarket pussy, the non binary kind.

aftermarket

Parts made by an outside firm to replace OEM (Original Equipment Manufacturers) parts. Commonly used in automotive purposes, but the aftermarket exists in virtually every industry.

In other words, these are NOT "Genuine <fill in name of manufacturer> parts." The quality of aftermarket parts can vary widely, some engineered to be better than the originals, some poorly fitting and otherwise inferior crap. Caveat Emptor when buying aftermarket parts! But sometimes when the original parts are discontinued or the manufacturer has gone out of business, the aftermarket may be your only choice.
NAPA and J.C. Whitney are two of the larger aftermarket auto parts suppliers.

Quality Discount Press Parts and AAA Press are pretty much the only aftermarket suppliers of note in the flexo printing industry.
To cause the death of someone after they have already been killed.
Zombie!! Time for some afterkill!!
Afterkill by Burden13 December 22, 2009

Aftermarket rack 

Hey did you get a chance to check out the aftermarket rack on that chick? Must've cost a stack of dead presidents.
Aftermarket rack by Blankford1 December 7, 2013

Aftermarket Umbilical Cord 

When two people dreadlock their genital pubes with each other's, creating a bond as strong as the hair roots on each's upper genital area. Can also be called "Hairy Symbiote"
Bro1: I've been feeling so disconnected from the world recently...

Bro2 (down-to-earth guy): I'll help you back down bro, let's try the aftermarket umbilical cord"

Afterkick 

An unpleasant feeling some people infrequently experience when taking a drag of marijuana. Some report it as their brain exploding, or swelling of their heart combined with anxiety. It's only temporary and goes away after a few seconds.
Take the spliff away dude, this afterkick is killing me.
Afterkick by Purantsu January 16, 2017