afterboom 

The annoying habit of placing a winning online bet and then posting it on social media afterwards.

I really despise it when someone places an afterboom on social media, no one cares

afterboom by John Mcrirrick January 11, 2020

Afternoon Hillbilly 

Getting drunk, loud, and obnoxious during the afternoon daylight hours and talking lots of trash with violence usually happening as well, often domestic. Common in urban white environments like east Dayton, Ohio where ethnic Appalachian white trash abound.

Holy fuck Jerry put on an afternoon hillbilly today and beat his bitch right before CSI came on.

Afternoon Hillbilly by Zoobreath May 28, 2008

afterblow 

The phase of a blowjob which takes place during and/or immediately after ejaculation, during which the head and glans of the receiver's penis are most sensitive, providing optimal conditions for additional stimulation.

She left you hanging after the facial? No afterblow?? You should dump her, man.

afterblow by Buttcheeks_McGee November 4, 2010

Afternoon Delight 

The act of having sex during the afternoon hours of the day as opposed to the far more common nighttime hours.

The term was originally coined in the 1976 hit song "Afternoon Delight" by the Starlight Vocal Band. Due its lighthearted musical style, the song is often misinterpreted as being one about the general fun and innocence of being in love. Only upon close inspection of the lyrics does it become obvious that the song is actually about having sex during the afternoon hours of the day.

I went home to have lunch with my wife, but we ended up having a little afternoon delight instead.

Afternoon Delight by Sodakak September 14, 2016

Dog Dick Afternoon 

A spin-off cartoon from the classic film Dog Day Afternoon which stars a horny bankrobbing dog who humps all of the female hostages over the course of an afternoon.

You gotta see this crazy cartoon called Dog Dick Afternoon, it’s killer hilarious!

Dog Dick Afternoon by Dr Bunnygirl September 10, 2019

afternoon wood 

The same as morning wood, except it's when you wake up late (usually in the afternoon)

Dude, I woke up at almost 1 PM and I have some MAJOR afternoon wood!

afternoon wood by Smokey McJoints December 14, 2009

Good Afternoon 

The most vile and unforgiving insult one could possibly utter in the 1800’s. Compared to the modern day “fuck you” or “eat shit”

Excuse me sir, could you spare just a bit of chowder? It’s been a bug to get a meal since the factory up and shut down.

Why don’t you get a job? There will be no hand outs or free bites. Good Afternoon to you sir.

Good Afternoon by Unlimitedpower November 21, 2022