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Afterblow 

When completing a successful bong rip ... the part of the exhale where you try to hold the cough back but you get choked up anyway and after an intense 5 minute coughing jag the result is a perfect fuzzy headed cricketbuzz.
(while your friend is experiencing it)... Awwww dooooood... yer stuck in the afterblow!
Afterblow by SicolaGal May 11, 2010

vodka afterglow

1) a state of being that resembles chemical impairment in which life is good because it sucks and pain does not exist.....till the next morning

2) feeling you get after consuming a glorious amount of vodka without a hangover or vomiting

3) drunk
" After her b/f broke up with her, she sang and danced like a whore...clearly in total Vodka Afterglow."

"The guy that just tripped over your car was in total vodka afterglow."
vodka afterglow by Ali Butz July 27, 2008

Afterclown 

The clean-up after some clown fucked sometjing up, or clowned the job. To clean up after some clown.
"Who fucked up the car?" He asked.
"My friend said he was a Mechanic" she replied.
"Great. I'll have to take it to the shop for an afterclown. Nice job." He said angerly.
Afterclown by toytechken October 18, 2014

Afterblaze 

The feeling you get when you smoked a J and feel tired and dreamy two/three hours afterward.
Dude that Jonko killed me, my nigga. I'm afterblazed as fuck.
Afterblaze by TipleOGCash January 28, 2015

aftrqlow 

my favorite tiktok mutual. she’s really funny and has a bit of a obsession w Taylor Swift. yeah. very sexy. and hot. did i mention sexy and hot? yeah
i love the tiktok accont aftrqlow so much
“OMG SAMEEE”
aftrqlow by grrrrrrpow June 20, 2021

aftergloat 

The smug, self-satisfied feeling one experiences after:

A: having sex with someone way out of your league.
B: having just had the best sex of your life up to that point.
Man, the house could have been burning down and I wouldn't have given a damn. I was too busy basking in the aftergloat.
aftergloat by CapTim February 19, 2008
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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