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It means "the person who wrote this definition"
At a public event..

X - "I want see your ID"
Y - "Don't you recognize me?"
X - "OH yeah...you're the leetest!"
leetest by maSSive January 20, 2004

leetest clanzor 

I'm 14 and I need get a life beyond video games.

Recommendation : Get some acne meds and hook up a hottie.
hey d00d, who has the leetest clanzor, can I join? huh, can I?
leetest clanzor by Dfrag June 22, 2003

Leetistan 

Leetistan, or The Republic of Leetistan, a virtual world where only the leet exist. Inhabitants mainly consist of computer nerds who spend most of their life gaming and hanging around on IRC.
Don’t worry dude, John is cool, he is from Leetistan
Leetistan by BurntOut May 20, 2007
The item to the most left. Af far left as you can go. Opposite of rightest.
Hey Will, could you hand me the most leftest towel.

Mike put the box in the most leftest corner of the attic.
leftest by Melissa Kelley December 24, 2007
scottish mad man, has an elf fetish and does not sleep ever.
"lep u stoned scottish bastard, come give elfy some luv"
leptest by Not El_Hef...Honest July 15, 2003
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Ajumma wait a moment
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